I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
Steal his look:
PE Drawstring Trash Bag $0.11
One of the finest moments in cinematic history.
Amidst the talk about iPhone bending, I can’t help but to laugh X’D
This 30-second video of Nicki Minaj explaining what “beez in the trap” means is the most important and wonderful thing I’ve seen today.
those eyes are intense… she is not a psychopathic loon who has a ridiculous love for titans, she is furious that her comrades have risked their lives protecting lies and secrets
She laughs and acts like it was all just a game she was playing, but you can still see the fury in her face, it’s just contained.
If you think Alison is the Clone Club “group mom”, I have some news for you, it’s totally Sarah.
"Please don’t tell Sarah" - an actual thing Alison Hendrix said.
"you look like you could use some sun, cosima"
"stay in the car, don’t cause any trouble"